Yamida no Juujinkan

( Alphabetical Everyone is Doing It )

It's Christmas Countdown time. Which means getting friendship bread batter going, likely not finishing the gobs of creative gifts I always plan (FUCK YOU, I'LL DO THEM THIS YEAR, WAIT AND SEE). I have models to paint and VHS video to convert to digital media and a trip to Atlanta at the end of the month. And holy shit, classes and property taxes are going to hurt like a goddamn train /old.

It's a shame, because I had wanted to do Nanowrimo. Well, I say want, but it's in that vague way that I want to do things like being able to dance Salsa or want to learn to play the cello. Something to get to ONE DAY. Instead, I'm going to concentrate on trying to get those presents done so I might have some actual content to post to this thing instead of just my face.

Stoled from amidoh. GONNA GET CAPPED. I'm so traditional.

Six ships you're into right now:
1. Skyfire/Starscream
2. Thundercracker/Starscream/Skywarp
3. Megatron/Starscream
4. Red Alert/Prowl
5. Red Alert/Inferno
6. Leozack/Deszarus

Three ships you liked, but don’t like anymore:
7. Blackarachnia/Prime
8. Starscream/Blitzwing
9. Jazz/Prowl

Three ships you never liked:
10. Sideswipe/Sunstreaker
11. Megatron/Optimus
12. Jazz/Soundwave

Two ships you're curious about, but don’t actually ship:
13. Sunstorm/Acid Storm
14. Starscream/Optimus Prime

Why do you dislike #11 so much?
I don't like the ARCH NEMESIS HAWT SEX angle. Besides that, neither of them should ever bottom. Not for each other. And no, I don't want them rolling around sex fighting. Not them.

Who is someone you know that ships #14?
SEEMS LIKE EVERYONE IS DOING IT THESE DAYS. I'M FEELING THE PEER PRESSURE.

What would be your ideal scenario for couple #3?
Megatron gets shot in the face and cries out for Starscream to come save him and put band aids on his owwie.

Wait.

Which is your favorite moment for couple #1?
The part where Skyfire isn't an overly nice pussy and rapes the shit out of Starscream because he likes it. Gently. More importantly, I want science dirty talk. And I'm not talking about sea cucumbers in Starscream's optics. I'm talking more like House's dirty doctor talk.

'I'm sorry, but we should be careful on this planet. Just the smallest molecule of these air particles getting deep into our internals... we can't anticipate the results.'

What's the story with #8?
I like Starscream. Blitzwing is amazing. That one is purely mashing dolls together.

But if we've got to go with a story... Coldfaice is a complete serial rapist killer head while crazyfaice is afraid of touching others in their special spots. Lulz ensues. Starscream is ALWAYS at the wrong place at the wrong time. And it's normally his fault.

You have the power to make one ship non existent. Choose from #10 or #12.
Oh god. The twincest goes. I'm looking at you, too, Jetfire/Jetstorm.

Which ship do you prefer #2 or #4?
It's seeker sandwich time, that's what.

What interests you about #14?
I WASN'T! Then Hate the Dark, damn it. And Abyssal. Damn it. Stop making it interesting. God.

Why did you stop liking #7?
Blackarachnia started to annoy me herself with her FEMININE WILES and ani Prime is a pussy. They're canon. And got boring.

Did your waning interest in #9 kill your interest in the show?
Haha. #9 has nothing to do with the show.

What’s a song that reminds you of #5?
I CAN'T SEE ME LOVIN NOBOOODY BUT YOOOU FOR ALL MY LIIIIIFEEEE (This reminds me of every pairing ever. Go ahead. Just imagine each one while singing that song.)

If you could have any of these two pairings double-date, who would it be?
3 and 6. Then Megatron and Deszarus can have a nice cup of tea while discussing world domination and forcing Leozack and Starscream to sex one another. Then rape them both for not doing it good enough.

Have #2 kissed yet?
Yes. But now I'm imagining all three trying to kiss at once. What a jumbled pile of wings and tangled helmets.

Did #4 have a happy ending?
What? Of course not. PROWL IS DEAAAAAD

What would make you start shipping #13?
Finding a way to make two unrelated mental disorders mesh into an amazing array of lust, desire, hate and religion. SUNFROLLO'S GONNA START SINGING HELLFIRE FOR HIS ACIDMELDA, AMIRITE?

If only one could happen, which would you prefer, #2 or #6?
What? I prefer 6. Even I'm surprised to discover this. All. amidoh's fucking fault.

You have the power to decide the fate of #10.
THEIR FATE. Is to fucking punch each other in the mouth while playing one another at video games and getting their asses kicked by Prime for being dickwads. Stop making them fluffy, fandom.

Which do you dislike the most?
SIDESWIPE/SUNSTREAKER. FFFFF, WHY EVERYONE? WHY TWINCEST? WHY THUGS? WHY CUDDLY THUGS TWINCEST?!

Also. Human/TF. FFFFFFFFFFF.

Which of these ships do you love the most?
Starscream/Skyfire. That will always be my OTP, and no one has ever done it in a way that I can feel really satisfied enough to get over it.


Well, shit. This was actually fairly difficult. My 'ships' are more like 'SOUNDWAVE AND BEBBIES' or 'SIMMONS AND RED ALERT BFF' rather than romance.