Yamida no Juujinkan

Sparkie did one, damn it. And people keep adding to my damn list. What the hell is up with the duality of the themes in these. My summaries are the most descriptive summaries you will ever see.


(For LDW) DevStar- Starscream is always a dick. Even if he's a spark in a human dick.
(For LDW) Striker Crack- No ones has babies like Starcream has babies.
Challenge- Strawberrimus Primecakes
Challenge- Prowl/Jazz- How does I shot web
Request- Starscream/Leozack BFF- Combine to form Captain Planet.
Drabble Request- Starscream's rape me dance.
Request- Megatron/Perceptor- Ohgodithurts
Hound/Mirage- Holding on to something, just because it's familiar in the face of destruction.
Hound/Mirage- The Allspark pimps Mirage's chariot ride.
Prowl/Red Alert- Personality extremes on Jerry Springer.
Montonumous vs Nosferatron, the Romance Novel- Vampire Robots vs Decepticon seeker rapers. Montonumous chases his seeker like Pepe Le Pew.
Skyfire/Starscream- How does it end happeh
Rovorons' date at the BaskinRobins
Rock off done right- Soundwave's guitar will slap your whoreface.
Skylock Holmes- Serve me your tea, bitch.
Holiday time- Stolen spark epic winz
Holiday time- Perceptor comes for you on Halloween, his ebil nerd glasses glint in the darkness.
Holiday time- Deszarus dreams of rape gone wrong